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people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child
assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/
people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything
assholes: equality :/

kingjaffejoffer:

Me

browsedankmemes:

Maybe this’ll be something. Nothing such as this done before, pretty good versatility via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2DOAxS1

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magikpelvis:

ellenandportiatruelove:
The battle of the gays 😂😂
When two queens who can read go head to head

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is.

notkatniss:

notkatniss:
not to start shit but paddington could and should knock the shit out of pooh BUT he wouldnt because it wouldn’t be kind nor polite but just know a motherfucker COULD